Women
are like apples on
trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach
for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. So,
they sometimes take the apples from the
ground that are not as good, but easy. The
apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality, they're amazing
They just have to wait for the right man
to come along, the one who is brave
enough to climb all the way
to the
top
of the
tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinnerwith.

Share this with all the good apples you know.